my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”