sarahisntgold:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

free him

(via matrisfutuor)


maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
60sfangirl:

Twiggy doing her makeup in her bedroom, 1966 (with The Beatles’ LP Revolver on the floor).
goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 
thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

aint-no-sunshine-when-deans-gone:

me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

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(Source: kylesiimmons, via indiemovieboyfriend)


soundsof71:

The Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers 8-track, released April 23 1971: TRANSPARENT for ya

terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

(via fucktoynoiz)


trappedinvacancy:

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

(Source: starghouls, via fucktoynoiz)


unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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(via maccasass)